Pantsfree Friday became a euphemism for REALLY working hard when working from home during the long slow death-march that was the last year of employment at my previous employer - now I will travel pantsfree (do not panic - there will always be shorts involved) - I will be pantsfree - symbolically not conforming to the dress code imposed by "the man".
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Milestone
Today marks a week since I used toilet paper - we dont even own any. Must say the high pressure hose is really the way to go ecologically and frictionally - as long as you can avoid the self-administered enema. I know TMI.
An Englishman out walking in the jungle was caught short, and had to obey the call of nature out under the palm trees. Afterward he was heard to remark, "With fronds like that, who needs enemas?"
The beautiful New Zealand opera star Kiri Te Kanawa originally had a problem with stage fright. Her mother solved that by having her remember that her supposedly superior, sophisticated London audience cleaned themselves using (in the Maori opinion) the savage, primitive, inefficient means of toilet paper. This had the effect of making her feel so clean and so superior that she lost all bashfulness...
Please, no videos!
ReplyDeleteThats gross.
ReplyDeleteDo you want some sending out, Izal will be good.
Will put Ivan & Melinda on stand by so you can use their pressure washer on your return.
An Englishman out walking in the jungle was caught short, and had to obey the call of nature out under the palm trees. Afterward he was heard to remark, "With fronds like that, who needs enemas?"
ReplyDeleteThe beautiful New Zealand opera star Kiri Te Kanawa originally had a problem with stage fright. Her mother solved that by having her remember that her supposedly superior, sophisticated London audience cleaned themselves using (in the Maori opinion) the savage, primitive, inefficient means of toilet paper. This had the effect of making her feel so clean and so superior that she lost all bashfulness...
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