Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Thai late night TV

Hmm maybe TV was an inappropriate abbreviation considering...

First you have to understand that Thailand doesn't allow anything overtly sexual on television - all stars in even the most salacious soap opera are fully clothed and any sex is very remotely hinted at - the following was an amazing departure (in my mind) from the normal:

Late night Thai television ad for something approaching the Thai version of Viagra - presumably herbal.

Cute girl in bed - man who actually looked old enough to be her father - comes into bedroom - she looks appealingly at him (in that Thai girl way) -he looks concerned and looks down at his crotch and shakes his head.
Mysteriously they are now in Muay Thai (boxing)ring in shorts and t-shirts with boxing gloves - big ones not Muay Thai ones.

She beckons with one glove in a bring-it-on manner.

He shuffles forward but is unable to raise his arms - significant do you think?

She repeatedly punches him in the head.

Still he offers no action.

She delivers a straight leg kick to the groin - he goes down (no - not in that way).

His cornerman is yelling at him = pulls out a package that looks just like the Viagra and Cialis they sell on the street to us "old" farang (as far as you know).

He pulls out a pill and flicks it across the ring right into the dude's mouth.

He immediately jumps up - adopts a combative pose and charges at the girl.

We hear a scream from her.

Next frame we see her snuggled in bed with a post-orgasmic glow on her face and the guy is asleep next to her.

Sure beats having a NASCAR car emblazoned with "Viagra".

Only on late night TV I am sure.

Thought you would enjoy this example of how Thailand is changing but yet not quite.

2 comments:

  1. Think of the economic crisis they'd have if the local men could take care of all those beautiful Thai women!

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  2. Wow...where can I watch this?! So funny me laugh now still.

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