Monday, December 7, 2009

Missionary Position? My Ass

How do you explain the presence of Mormon missionaries in a country which is 98% Buddhist? Perhaps give my contempt and absolute hatred of anyone who tries to evangelize and impose their own interpretation of a moral code upon others I was not the ideal person to respond when Da asked me “why they here in Cambodia?”. So I told her - they think your 2500+ year old religion and the code of values that stresses peaceful existence and tolerance is wrong - they think your Buddha is a false idol and that you are damned if you don’t convert to their 300 year old tax-exempt cult of misogyny and racism. They want you to convert and start tithing your income so they can build larger churches and send more kids to recruit to their pyramid scheme - oh wait - you are a woman so work is out - you need to be home birthing babies to perpetuate the cult. It’s all very well to be here in Cambodia as a member of an NGO, whether faith-based or not, doing good works to help people but to see these brainwashed specimens riding around on their nice new mountain bikes (the city is flat) wearing their standard issue Joseph Smith bicycle helmets and sporting their shiny name tags (Elder This and Elder That) attempting to convert people to their cult is sickening to me. I hope their magic underwear chafes in the heat and they go home with a bad case of Tropical Ball Rot back to their lily-white existence - back to good old Salt Lake City where their chaste girlfriends have probably been pulling trains with the BYU basketball team.


Why didn’t the ATF ever have a go at Salt Lake or Provo?

Great export USA - Way To Go Team.

If this offends anyone - tough shit - my views are as valid as yours - the difference is - I won’t presume to try to convert you.

2 comments:

  1. You're being too compassionate to these pathetic predators.

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  2. Hey there David - totally agree with you - hope that Da didn't have any compunction to switch over to the big love ways....

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